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This guy goes into his barber, and he's all excited. He says, "I'm going to go to Rome. I'm flying on

Alitalia and staying at the Rome Hilton, and I'm going to see the Pope." The barber says, "Ha! Alitalia is a

terrible airline, the Rome Hilton is a dump, and when you see the Pope, you'll probably be standing in back of

about ten thousand people."

So the guy goes to Rome and comes back and the barber says, "How was it?"

"Great," he says, "Alitalia was a wonderful airline. The Rome Hilton Hotel was great. And I got to meet the

Pope."

"You met the Pope?" said the barber.

"I bent down to kiss the Pope's ring."

"And what did he say?"

The Pope said, "Where did you get that crummy Haircut?"

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Published December 10, 2011 | By Grandpa Z

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Grandpa Bob – Dec 2

Published December 2, 2011 | By Grandpa Z

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Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.

Mitchell Kapor

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Grandpa Bob – Nov 29

Published November 29, 2011 | By Grandpa Z

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Never Trust a computer you can’t throw out the window.

Steve Wozniak

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Published November 28, 2011 | By Grandpa Z

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Grandpa Bob

Published November 25, 2011 | By Grandpa Z

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All of the biggest technological inventions created by man — the airplane, the automobile, the computer — says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.

Mark Kennedy

 

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