Monthly Archives: May 2016

NO AGENDA EPISODE 828 – Click Here!


Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, ‘I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland .’

The other woman responds proudly, ‘Yes, I sure am!’ The first one says, ‘So am I! And where about in Ireland are ya from?’

The other woman answers, ‘I’m from Dublin , I am.’

The first one responds, ‘So, am I!! And what street did you live on in Dublin ?’

The other woman says, ‘A lovely little area. It was in the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old central part of town.’

The first one says, ‘Faith, and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?’

The other woman answers, ‘Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course..’

The first one gets really excited and says, ‘And so did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?’The other woman answers, ‘Well, now, let’s see. I graduated in 1994.’

The first woman exclaims, ‘The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight! Can you believe it? I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1994 me self!’

About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.

Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his head and mutters, ‘It’s going to be a long night tonight.’

Michael asks, ‘Why do you say that, Brian?’

Brian answers, ‘The Murphy twins are drunk again



Grandpa Bob’s

Quotes, Rules, Laws, Questions, & Comments

Also Tips from the Other-side, & such:

A paraprosdokian is a phrase or sentence that leads us down the garden path to an unexpected ending. “Where there’s a will, I want to be in it,” is a paraprosdokian.

— Winston Churchill loved them.

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.


“Thoughts” as related by Grandpa Bob

Zoz Family

Back: Gayla, Rhonda Jill, Edgar;  Front:  Ron, Marie

Grandpa Z’s Weekly Puzzle –

Contest period – May 1 through May 6


Level of Difficulty: 3.32 of 10

Tricky Question

Would you rather be nearly drowned or almost saved?



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Nearly Drowned



The correct answer may be viewed on Saturday & Sunday!

This Week’s Puzzle Results: Attempts: 3; Correct: 3;

Persons with the correct answer for this week’s puzzle

Who got it right??

1.) Dean B. in Sandusky, Ohio

2.) Carl F. in Halsey, Oregon

3.) Gayle B. in Greenwich, Ohio


The Best Record: Thirty one (31)

February 9, 2007 – Mind Boggler 2 –

The Most Dismal Record: One (1)

January 10, 2011 – Cube the last number