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This guy goes into his barber, and he's all excited. He says, "I'm going to go to Rome. I'm flying on

Alitalia and staying at the Rome Hilton, and I'm going to see the Pope." The barber says, "Ha! Alitalia is a

terrible airline, the Rome Hilton is a dump, and when you see the Pope, you'll probably be standing in back of

about ten thousand people."

So the guy goes to Rome and comes back and the barber says, "How was it?"

"Great," he says, "Alitalia was a wonderful airline. The Rome Hilton Hotel was great. And I got to meet the

Pope."

"You met the Pope?" said the barber.

"I bent down to kiss the Pope's ring."

"And what did he say?"

The Pope said, "Where did you get that crummy Haircut?"

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Monthly Archives: February 2012

Grandpa Bob – And those that were seen Dancing ….

Published February 29, 2012 | By Grandpa Z

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West End Sewer Project begins – One of our Weeping Willow trees comes down

Published February 29, 2012 | By Grandpa Z

Weeping Willow Tree coming Down

Willow Tree is Down

Pulling part of the willow tree to the chipper

Tile for sewer project & the chipper

Posted in Greenwich, Ohio, Instructional, Landmarks, Out the Rear Window, Sewer Project | Tagged Sewer Project, Weeping Willow Tree

Shannon in Egypt

Published February 28, 2012 | By Grandpa Z

Shannon in Egypt

Several years ago, Shannon and a friend backpacked through the Middle East and Europe living in hostels. It was a great experience for Shannon. One of the stops was the Great Pyramids in Egypt. She just had to have her picture taken on a camel. Here it is!!

Posted in Family, Grandkids, Out the Rear Window | Tagged Family, Grandkids, Out the Rear Window

Huron County Courthouse during storm

Published February 27, 2012 | By Grandpa Z

Huron County Court House in a Storm - Norwalk, Ohio

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Happy Anniversary – Joyce & Frank A. – February 27

Published February 27, 2012 | By Grandpa Z

Joyce & Frank A. - 1997

Joyce & Frank A. – February 27 – One score ten – XXX

Posted in Birthdays & Anniversaries | Tagged Anniversary, Joyce & Frank

Happy Birthday – Kathryn H. – February 27

Published February 27, 2012 | By Grandpa Z

Kathryn H. & Daddy Jeff

Kathryn H. – February 27 – Five – V

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Grandpa Bob – If you do what you always did ……

Published February 27, 2012 | By Grandpa Z

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Rick Smolan tells the story of a girl – TedTalks

Published February 26, 2012 | By Grandpa Z

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Deb’s Place in Greenwich – Happy Birthday, Deb!!!

Published February 24, 2012 | By Grandpa Z

Deb's Place in Greenwich

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Grandpa Bob

Published February 24, 2012 | By Grandpa Z

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My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”

She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, “Colonel Sanders.”

Guess where I am now…

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Happy Birthday – Sarah Z. – February 24

Published February 24, 2012 | By Grandpa Z

Sarah Z. – February 24 – Eighteen – XVIII

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Grandpa Z’s Side Yard

Published February 23, 2012 | By Grandpa Z

Grandpa Z's side yard

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Monthly Archives: February 2012

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Several years ago, Shannon and a friend backpacked through the Middle East and Europe living in hostels. It was a great experience for Shannon. One of the stops was the Great Pyramids in Egypt. She just had to have her picture taken on a camel. Here it is!!

Joyce & Frank A. – February 27 – One score ten – XXX

Kathryn H. – February 27 – Five – V

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My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”

She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her, “Colonel Sanders.”

Guess where I am now…

Sarah Z. – February 24 – Eighteen – XVIII

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Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.