The newpaper photographer was assigned to get aerial photos of a forest fire. The editor told him to rush to the airport and the plane would be waiting to take him up.

So he raced to the little country airport, and the plane was warming up, so he jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go!" The pilot swund the plane into the wind and took off.

The photographer told him to fly over the fire, and the pilot said, "Why?"

The photographer said, "I'm a photographer. I have to take pictures."

The pilot said, "You mean you're not the instructor?"