Tales!

This guy goes into his barber, and he's all excited. He says, "I'm going to go to Rome. I'm flying on

Alitalia and staying at the Rome Hilton, and I'm going to see the Pope." The barber says, "Ha! Alitalia is a

terrible airline, the Rome Hilton is a dump, and when you see the Pope, you'll probably be standing in back of

about ten thousand people."

So the guy goes to Rome and comes back and the barber says, "How was it?"

"Great," he says, "Alitalia was a wonderful airline. The Rome Hilton Hotel was great. And I got to meet the

Pope."

"You met the Pope?" said the barber.

"I bent down to kiss the Pope's ring."

"And what did he say?"

The Pope said, "Where did you get that crummy Haircut?"

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Grandpa Z’s Weekly Puzzle –

Contest period – May 21 through May 25 @ 9 P.M.

Level of Difficulty: 5.50 of 10

Math!

Divide 60 by one half and add 23.

 

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Fred was blind and reading a braille copy of his book!

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Too Much of Everything - circa 1933

Clipping provided by Bill Z. near Murdock, Nebraska

Edgar & Stephanie - 2008

Stephanie & Edgar Z. – May 20 – Seventeen – XVII

Elise graduates Lourdes University with a BS in Nursing

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Carol F. – May 19 – Three score nine – LXIX

Haley B. – May 19 – Fourteen – XIV

Carol C. – May 19 – Two score nine -XLIX

Garnet, Muriel, Ronald, Edgar, & Betty - 1940

Easter 1954 - Alma, Ernest, Hal, & Marie

 


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Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press ‘Ctrl Alt Delete’ and start all over? AMEN, AMEN!

“Thoughts” as related by Grandpa Bob

 

 

Shannon as a cat!

 

Shannon in Mt. Rushmore